... I am not a manly-man. I’m no George Clooney or Brad Pitt. I’m not ruggedly good-looking. If anything, I look like George Costanza from Seinfeld only slightly less stocky.... I’m not particularly tall. I’m only 5’4”. ... I’m not a good dancer. Mind you, I don’t hate dancing. I’ve done it at many a club but I’m about as white as a white boy can be on the dance floor. I have absolutely no rhythm at all. Can’t carry a tune either. ... I like Romantic Comedies. Don’t ask me why but they appeal to me. On a similar note, I don’t like Horror movies. Seeing people’s limbs getting hacked off just for the fun of it kind of freaks me out. ... I’m a bit old-fashioned when it comes to dating. No, wait. Scratch that. Make that I’m A LOT old-fashioned when it comes to dating. Even if we’re getting along famously and having a wonderful time together, you’ll be lucky if you get a kiss out of me by the end of the second date. In other words, I work slowly. Very slowly.