I'm incredibly funny, talented, kind, and cute.I've been rocking and rolling my whole life. I am a full time studio musician who has played with many famous artists and have appeared on many grammy winning records. I'll drop one name just to impress you a little (John Mayer) I lived in L.A. for 20 years and came home to Chicago recently. The only real way to get to know me is to meet me. I don't have an ego anymore. I'm not in it for the chicks. I hate touring. You're wondering if I have money. After all I'm a musician. Well let's just say residuals and Itunes have been very good to me. So tell your mother not to worry. After all what kind of a Jewish boy is a musician.And no I don't have any STD's.