About Me
I'm a pretty cool guy. On weekend i race my eleven mustang around my ranch. On shabbat I pray for endless hours, sometime without eating, I am into Power Play. I won powerball twice, the sum of which was five billion. I go cliff diving form time to time in the majestic keys of Sri Lanka. In my spare time I build airplanes from bamboo, ductape, infants, and a lawnmower. I am a political junkie, a Ph.D. in archaeology, a tennis fanatic. MY favorite film is backdoor lolis 27, I enjoy porn groove and jazz and I play * Banjo * Bass drum * Bassoon * Bell * Bongo * Castanets * Cello * Clarinet * Clavichord * Conga drum * Contrabassoon * Cornet * Cymbals * Double bass * Dulcian * Dynamophone * Flute * Flutophone * Glockenspiel * Gongs * Guitar * Harmonica * Harp * Harpsichord * Lute * Mandolin * Maracas * Metallophone * Musical box * Oboe * Ondes-Martenot * Piano * Recorder * Saxophone * Shawm * Snare drum * Steel drum * Tambourine * Theremin * Triangle * Trombone * Trumpet * Tuba * Ukulele * Viola * Violin * Xylophone * Zither In the morning I eat excellence cooked sunnyside up with 12 dozen eggs harvested by my own hand the night prior. Iplay the keyboard in devo coverband, etc.