Let me begin by saying that while I might play a Jew on television, I am in fact not Jewish. In spite of my deep rooted aversion to online dating, I am holding my nose and marshalling forward into cyberspace to seek out my Semitic soulmate. In recent years my eyes have been opened up to the undeniable charms of Jewish women. Their passion is rarely matched! Unfortunately, the vast majority of you gals seemed to desire fellow tribe members. Additionally, you seem to place a particular emphasis on a bloke's education. Forget a doctorate degree, I'm without even a High School diploma. That is why I am searching for an independent minded, unconventional freethinker who is willing to overlook my many short-cummings. Please bear in mind that I have a fully functioning brain, am cultured and have an appreciation and understanding for the finer things in life. Dark hair and deep soulful eyes will be viewed most favorably, but ultimately I have varied tastes and can find beauty in many different shapes and sizes.