Among other talents, I speak fluent sarcasm. I'm flexible - just not flexible enough to put my left ankle behind my right ear. That certainly would cause something to break. I mean, sometimes I like to ride the roller coaster and other times I just want to sit on the merry-go-round. I can be very opinionated, but my mind can be changed if you sport a good rationale. I strive to enjoy a laid-back lifestyle, content with my portion. I'm a nature lover who is not afraid of snakes. When people first meet me, I tend to come out of my shell slowly, like a ....... snail.. haha. I enjoy a good chat, but I don't find it necessary to talk so loud that everyone in the restaurant knows my business. I believe that marriage is when a man and woman become as one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.