Welcome welcome! I have simple tastes, yet complex thoughts. I'm a big-time runner, and love spending time outside no matter what the weather. Suppose I'm at an uncomfortable obligatory office birthday party. The boss asks me to sing the birthday song, what do I do? I'd purposely sing it off key to lighten the atmosphere and watch the humorous reactions that follow. While my dream job would be either a magazine columnist or an NBA announcer, I currently have a pretty good gig at an insurance company. My likes include the Wasatch Mountains, League Pass, Captain Qwark, Plinko, lyrics quizzes, watching St. Louis Blues games, and hanging out with my 21 year old brother. Dislikes include elevators, heavy coats, Gary Bettman and layovers at O'Hare. I just moved back to the Midwest after 9+ years in New York, and am super excited to be here! And yes, my profile is correct. I am a non-drinker!