"I'm a simple man. I like pretty, dark haired women and breakfast food"--Ron Swanson, American.
My name's Ryan, I recently made my way back to Virginia and I couldn't be happier about it. I'm a not-for-profit Jew five days a week. The rest of my time is spent on my friends and teammates, watching soccer games in American flag printed chubbies, and looking up pictures of fun-loving animals as the internet intended.