Okay… profile number two. I'm going to spend longer writing this, this time. you should read this entire thing in a snarky, upbeat tone of voice. The best advice I can provide is for you to imagine Daniel Tosh reading this whole thing to you.
This may need to be censored. ..Anyway look… I'm not like any of the other guys on here. Really. Seriously I'm not. ...I also bet no one else has ever said that before.