In an attempt to give an accurate picture of myself, I have taken the daring step of turning over my profile to my friends. For example, one said "great in bed bad at picking restaurants." Ok, not off to a great start. I guess the most important thing to know about me is that I am a sincere, affectionate, honest, and loyal guy who is looking for someone to share my awesome life with me. I am an attorney (specifically, a mutual fund/hedge fund attorney--but that doesn't mean I'm good at math), but unlike many attorneys in DC, I actually love my job. I have a soft spot for perennially losing New York sports franchises (Mets, Jets), and I've recently become a big fan of English soccer (Tottenham Hotspur).
I have to warn you: I make a lot of jokes, but you are more likely to groan than laugh (silly puns and sarcasm are my humor of choice).