I'm a sort of contradictory person -- a dreamy intellectual, an artist with a penchant for the sciences. Way too educated but work with my hands. I design and make jewelry and am deeply interested in the arts in general. I love Italy, am studying Italian, and am fascinated by the Renaissance and in love with Renaissance painting (among many other things.) I'm opinionated, fierce in an argument, but in fact am a total softie with a loving and loyal heart. Raised by the king of bad puns, I love to play with words. Banter? Dry wit? The surreal ridiculousness of Monty Python? Yes, please.