I'm a sarcastic who is really an old softy at heart. I crack holocaust jokes in public because they're funny and I'm an Israeli Jew. I am something you've never met. Quite possibly, you won't ever want to meet another one of me again. It is also likely, however, that you just wouldn't be able to get enough.I enjoy dark humor, red meat, blue skies and green grass. I simultaneously believe that a. life is to be enjoyed and that there's no point in it unless I relax and b. life is there to be pounced upon and torn up into confetti sized shreds. Being lazy and ambitious at the same time causes a lot of inner conflicts.I recently moved from Israel to Ann Arbor to get a graduate business degree , and then moved to Austin, TX.
I am proudly adopted by an adorable small cat named Qassam.It's been insanely busy since I got here, but in a fun way. I seek a partner in crime, rhyme and time to share my amusing escapades with, and perhaps escapade with together. (is escapade even a verb? No?