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  • Single, Man seeking a Woman
  • 28 years old from Boston, MA
  • Logged in: more than 60 days ago
  • Last Update: 7/29/2014
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6' 0" (183 cm)
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Are you tired of being alone at night and having to lift heavy objects? Are you looking for a guy who will call you beautiful instead of hot? Who calls you back when you hang up on him? Or who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat? Somebody who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, who thinks you're just as pretty without makeup on. Someone who will constantly remind you how much he cares and how lucky he is to have you. If you're fed up with the sex depraved neanderthals you've been meeting and are finally ready for a guy who's not afraid to turn to his friends and say "she's the one" then look no further because I'm the muscular, heat blanket you've been looking for. I can lift your furniture with ease as well as pleasure you with a drop of a hat. I'd be your own personal handyman capable of fixing any room in the house. I'd keep you feeling safe while also listening and giving out good advice. I'll provide emotional support, validation and the occasional, "You're right! They *are* just jealous!" So if you want a guy who will make your family happy, coworkers jealous and your Disney Princess fantasy come to life, well good luck with that. In the meantime, if you're looking for a genuine guy who you'll have fun getting to know and exploring your interests with, as well as will occasionally make you laugh (and honestly most of what's listed above) then you've found him. Hi, my name's Michael.

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