Are you reading this? If so, add one point.Can you tolerate a very talkative, ADD type guy, add two points.Did you grow up in Long Island? Subtract one point. Jk so did I. Re-add the point, maybe.Have you read one or more books in the past 5 yrs and can you remember them? add one.Do you watch less then 5 hrs of tv a day? Plus 2.Are you stylish? Add one.Very stylish? Add one more.Are you still reading? Give your self a bonus point.5-5'2 one pt, 5'3-5'5 2 pts, 5-6-5-10 3pts, 5'11-7'11'' minus one ptDo you have a valid passport? Add one (dont get any ideas)Are you a night owl? 2 pts.Have you worked in the past 5 years? Add one.Have you read the Alchemist? What is the metaphor of the story? Correct answer, 2 points.Retired. stop reading, inquire immediately.0-5 pts, maybe.6-10, eh still maybe.11-13, not sure if there is even that many pts, but id inquire.15 points, it be my pleasure to take you for coffee, tea, sparkling water.17 or more. Liar.