You just stumbled on the baddest dude on this site. I grew up in the mean streets of McLean, Va. I was routinely recruited into the toughest gangs, but I turned them all down. Sure, I live dangerously, but who doesn't? Come summertime, I regularly go swimming within 30 minutes of eating. What's that you say? I will get cramps? Pfff, you think that fazes me? Come on now. Speaking of swimming under the hot sun, leading dermatologists say you should use minimum SPF15. Leading dermatologists can kiss my aThis wild man routinely uses SPF10!
Now, I know what you are thinking, this awesome dude is a bit too wild for my tastes. Well, I got news for you sweetheart, I can be sensitive too....
You want to stay in and watch your favorite movie, The Notebook. Well, guess what? I will watch the out of that movie with you. Are you hungry? Sit back and let me cook you up some linguine alfredo with chicken. "But I'm a vegetarian". Well don't you worry your pretty little animal loving face, because I will cook you up some stir fried asparagus and eggplant that is so good, you will need to lay down and take a breather.
Now, if what you just read doesn't frighten you, then move your mouse over to that little blue rectangle that says "email him" and just type the out of your keyboard. What if what you just read DOES frighten you? Well, I got news for you cutie pie, you could use a little danger in your life.