About Me
Just your average all nonsense law school graduate, waiting on bar results and scrambling to find a "real" job, who enjoys working out (lifting and cardio), writing, sarcasm, politics, witty banter, fun what-if scenarios, photography, reading, movies that aren't Twilight (esp. Fight Club, Midnight in Paris, Election, Inglourious Bastards, L'arnacœur, Best in Show, Memento, and Signs - yes, I'm an M. Night fan - deal with it), attempting to regain my long lost fluency in Spanish, Sealand (Google it, it's a real country), attempting to begin to learn French, satire, working on stand up comedy, and attempting to learn to play piano.