Hello, I'm Victoria and I'm the geektress. I have been called the Dorothy Parker of quirky, nerd girls and not unlike the toaster, I control darkness. Basically I'm just a smart (occasionally smart ass) chick with a dark and sarcastic sense of humor who wants to share everything that's great about early twenty-first century hyper-postmodern life and whole heartedly believes in a person's inalienable right to go food shopping at three in the morning. Feel free to message me if you want to know more about anything listed above and/or if you're interested in getting to know my more professional and serious side. I think striking up a conversation here in the intriguing land of JDate and even out in the non-virtual world, would be a better way for you to get to know me and vice versa than by simply reading the information contained in our nifty little text boxes.