Alright, I'm just gonna be brutally honest here, and start with that. I am brutally honest. It gets me into trouble occasionally. I have a great sense of humor, am very sarcastic, and am not a big partier. I'm old-fashioned I'm paying on the first date, and I'll offer to pay every single time on any subsequent dates. There isn't too much I take too seriously, because I tend to be goofy a lot of the time. I'll whip out the yiddish on you. I don't smoke, except for the very occasional cigar, and I don't do drugs, and I'm not a heavy drinker at all. In fact, if I drink every other day for a stretch, that's heavy for me. I'm from New York and I wish I still lived there, but I don't. I'll get back there one day.
Maybe this is weird, but I'm a dude who's actually looking for a relationship. If I send you a message, you can pretty much guarantee I already want to meet you. I'm not crazy about "getting to know you" over the internet. I'm OK with a few days' worth of conversation, but I think we can get to know each other better over dinner, coffee, lunch, or a casual walk in the park.
In a nutshell, I have a lot going for me. I am 25 and single with a great job and my own place. I just bought a new car in May, I play guitar and own 3. I've done well for myself thus far, but I'm missing one thing in my life. That's you. Whoever you may be. All you have to do is give me a chance, and I will prove that your monthly subscription to this site was worth it.
Have a wonderful evening, afternoon, morning, or whatever time you read this. I hope to hear from you, whoever you may be.