I lived in Los Angeles for 7 years, and I only saw two celebrities. Jessica Biel and Morgan Freeman. No, they weren't together. I've spent 20 summers (and counting!) at Jew camp. I know my way around a GaGa pit and can eat more grilled cheese sandwiches in one sitting than you can. I love yoga. I'm very bendy. I like being short, except for the tall cabinets in my kitchen. I'm a good climber. I hate raisinetes. I grew up in Texas and my family owns a western store. If you play your cards right, I may be able to hook you up with a cowboy hat. I love roller coasters. I watch the the Food Network like most guys watch sports. I love to cook, and my matzo ball soup is better than your mom's. When I lived in Philly, I I started to like baseball...now that I am in Memphis, I'm quickly becoming a basketball fan. But most importantly, I love Trojan football. If you think the sanctions were justified, don't bother messaging me.