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  • Single, Man seeking a Woman
  • 35 years old from South Waltham, MA
  • Logged in: more than 60 days ago
  • Last Update: 10/1/2014
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I say I've lived a pretty normal life, like any other man my age has. I spent the first 5 years of my life studying the arts finger painting, macaroni pictures, light bright, the usual. By age seven I was riding elephants competitively in South Africa and engaging in full contact chess. I was nearly a fully developed man by age 8. Philosophy has always been a passion of mine - I've spent long, lonely nights wondering why world hunger exists, and why vibrating shoes don't. I finished 2nd in the South American Hand Writing contest, 3rd in the Turkish Nude Olympics. Zac Efron has my number on speed dial. I send him to voicemail. I once single handedly commanded an entire fleet of fully trained and dangerously equipped carrier pigeons through Kentucky with limited visibility and caution. I don't like pigeons. Using nothing but a paper clip and a stale box of Corn Flakes I once saved a child from certain drowning and personally nursed him back to health in under a fortnight. Barack Obama named his pet rock after me. Joe Biden named his pet rock after Barack's. I don’t believe in pet rocks.

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