ConfusionMaster Offline

  • Single, Man seeking a Woman
  • 52 years old from Houston, TX
  • Logged in: 20 days ago
  • Last Update: 1/4/2015
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I am 51 years old. You would never guess that if you met me, though. You’d probably peg me for 35. Unfortunately, that’s because your eyes are failing you in your old age. Zing! I’m not like most people. I am like some odd stinky cheese that only one store in town carries and that only two people buy. Are you one of those people? Do you want to buy the stinky cheese? I am more interested in meeting an interesting woman than I am in meeting a "nice, warm-hearted" woman. Nice is nice but interesting is....interesting. Interesting conversation is very hard to find. And "warm-hearted" makes me think of my Bubbie Zelda who smelled like mothballs and death. I am in okay shape for my age. I’m skinny, actually, a 51 year-old skeleton. That makes me an anomaly in today’s super-sized USA. Not that I have anything against large people. "Curvy" or "a few extra pounds" is okay. "We're gonna have to charge you for two seats" is not. I work for a television station. That means I can afford to get two toppings on my pizza. Not three, though (if you only knew what tv pays). I don’t own a car. This is by choice. I had a car. It was terminally ill. I chose to not pay its medical bills. I gave the car to a homeless guy. Now he has a red Honda to call his home and I don't have to pay $40.00 a week for gas. I love children, I just don’t particularly want any. Your kids? They are wonderful! I don’t want them, either. But if you’d like to sell them, I know a guy.... I also love animals. I like them more than many humans I meet, even when they crap on the floor (the animals I mean, although there was this one time...…). I ended up in Anchorage by accident. I thought I was going to Seattle but the plane just kept going and going....... I'm definitely out of my element up here in Alaska. I couldn't care less about camping or fishing or any of that kinda stuff. Camping means sleeping outdoors. To that I say, "But I have cable tv and indoor plumbing." And if you're a hunter, well....let's see you kill that moose with your bare hands! I believe your entertainment choices reflect who you are. Your favorite singer is Toby Keith? You like Adam Sandler movies? I'm sorry! Also, we probably won’t be compatible. Me? I have very eclectic tastes. Right now I’m listening to a lot of Rodrigo y Gabriela, Queens of the Stone Age and Pink Martini. I watch "Louie" and "Mad Men." I loved "The Sopranos," "Breaking Bad" and "Arrested Development." I used to watch a lot of foreign films until they started to feel foreign to me. I thought “12 Years A Slave” was pretty good. Needed more laughs, though. So who am I looking for? A smart cookie. A thinker. Someone who can make me laugh (no mean feat). Someone who's not all about money. Someone who's in decent shape for her age. Someone who's different (but not in a "Fatal Attraction" bunny boiling kinda way) Someone who read my profile and went, "What the f....?" But who laughed.

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