I am flabbergasted by the fact that no matter how hard I try, I can't manage to effectively make a bag of microwave popcorn. I don't know if it's me, or my microwave, but it just never seems to turn out right.
I am a math genius. I can find the area of an irregular polygon like nobody's business. (you may remember those from grade eight math)
I have a fondness for Israeli chocolate pudding, caviar, sour cream and onion chips, and Jos Louis. Yes, they still make them.
I am interested in your life. Really. You're an accountant? Tell me about it. You sit in front of a computer all day? What is it that keeps you sane? You call your mother twice a day? Fine. She'll love me. You're a lawyer? Ugh.. Go jump in the lake.
You must be okay with the fact that I wear leg warmers, often. Tights, hair bow-clips, and mittens are also some staples. Basically I'm still 16.