I'm cheerful and drama-free. I have the ability to say the most ridiculous things with a straight face. I'm sarcastic, but never mean. I despise jerks: there's no reason to make another human being miserable for entertainment. I'm a saver, not a spender. I believe in Boglehead principles. I moved quite a bit growing up so I really don't have a hometown. I'm looking forward to putting down some roots.