About Me
Welcome to my little hut and thanks for reading my profile. I wish to start by stating who I am not. So I am not any of the following funny typical descriptions of men:
Q-How does a man show he's planning for the future?
A-He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
Q-What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?
A-Any place without a drive-up window.
Q-What did God really say after creating man?
A-I can do so much better.
Q-Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?
A-Because no one will stop and ask for directions.
Q-What do you call a man with half a brain?
A-Gifted.
Q-How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A-Three. One to screw in the bulb, and two to listen to him brag about the screwing part.
Q-What do you call a handcuffed man?
A-Trustworthy.
Q-What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner?
A- a power failure.
Q-Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?
A- Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
Q-Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?
A-Because if more of them went, it would be Hell.
Okay, now that that is clarified, :) here are a few comments about myself.
I am simple down to earth kind of a guy. Enjoy the small things in life. Easygoing and love to laugh. For fun, I enjoy traveling or short take off for weekends, but enjoy as much spending time at home watching a movie, reading a book or listening to music. I like eating quality ethnic food and at times I enjoy cooking and hosting. I get pleasure from the company of family and friends and I often host dinners on Friday nights. I love kids. I love the holidays and look forward to sharing them with someone special. I am looking for a friend, a partner, a soul mate etc… to share all these and other wonderful activities with as for the rest, time would tell.
P.S - Chemistry is a powerful thing. I hope to find it, but if we turn out just being friends that's a good thing too.
Very important--- please, please, please have a current photo (within a year or so).