Jan. 2012


Zohar5011 Offline

  • Divorced, Man seeking a Woman
  • 52 years old from Aventura, FL
  • Logged in: more than 60 days ago
  • Last Update: 12/30/2012
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5' 11" (180 cm)
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About Me

Welcome to my little hut and thanks for reading my profile. I wish to start by stating who I am not. So I am not any of the following funny typical descriptions of men: Q-How does a man show he's planning for the future? A-He buys two cases of beer instead of one. Q-What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant? A-Any place without a drive-up window. Q-What did God really say after creating man? A-I can do so much better. Q-Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg? A-Because no one will stop and ask for directions. Q-What do you call a man with half a brain? A-Gifted. Q-How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? A-Three. One to screw in the bulb, and two to listen to him brag about the screwing part. Q-What do you call a handcuffed man? A-Trustworthy. Q-What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner? A- a power failure. Q-Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet? A- Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe. Q-Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven? A-Because if more of them went, it would be Hell. Okay, now that that is clarified, :) here are a few comments about myself. I am simple down to earth kind of a guy. Enjoy the small things in life. Easygoing and love to laugh. For fun, I enjoy traveling or short take off for weekends, but enjoy as much spending time at home watching a movie, reading a book or listening to music. I like eating quality ethnic food and at times I enjoy cooking and hosting. I get pleasure from the company of family and friends and I often host dinners on Friday nights. I love kids. I love the holidays and look forward to sharing them with someone special. I am looking for a friend, a partner, a soul mate etc… to share all these and other wonderful activities with as for the rest, time would tell. P.S - Chemistry is a powerful thing. I hope to find it, but if we turn out just being friends that's a good thing too. Very important--- please, please, please have a current photo (within a year or so).

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