I would say I'm funnier than a rock. But not one of those hysterical pebbles. Just a big, boring rock. Also, many a homeless man on subway platforms have called more adorable than a blobfish. Yes, it's as beautiful as it sounds; Google it. You might even end up adopting one. Why do I hang out with hobos? The same reason every group has one not-so-good-looking person- to look better by comparison. I used to be that person, and when I finally caught on, I decided to use that very strategy to my advantage. For more of my exciting life, feel free to contact me. You'd be surprised how good the internet connection is in the bowels of NYC.