About Me

I've written and re-written this section about 900 times now and I've come to the following conclusions: 1) It is impossible to sum me up accurately and entirely in 3000 characters and 2) Regardless of what I write my pictures seem to be the final decision maker. Therefore, I'm going to keep this short and divert the time I would have spent writing this to doing things which are much more productive. That said, here is a very brief description: My sense of humor is my best quality. I have been told many times that I could be a stand-up comic if I tried but I really don't care to. I have no desire to be in the spotlight in any way. Most people think I'm smart but I am in reality more clever than smart. Fortunately, clever is usually enough to get by in this world and I'm getting by swimmingly. I am creative and constantly learning. These are the things that keep me from going insane. I'm always trying to find the meaning in things which is frustrating because sometimes it just isn't there. I am very genuine and straightforward. Disingenuousness drives me over the edge pretty quickly and I do my best to stay away from phony/toxic people and environments. I am at times moody but the majority of the time I'm in a good mood. I am an optimistic person by nature and I like to be around positive and non-judgmental people. I keep myself in good shape and work out regularly. OK, I've just written a short tome here. If you made it this far, thanks for reading. -Michael