DISCLAIMER: This profile is probably a lot more serious than I actually am. I am often told my friends and I are hilarious, but I simply can't describe myself in a humorous way in an online profile without sounding like a. That being said, I hope you like what you read!
"Are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all that claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think everything you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told to want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Fight for something you believe in. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic."
My life motto. Tyler Durden was onto something in "Fight Club".
"Accept what people offer. Drink their milkshakes. Take their love."
My other life motto. I like meaningful quotes. They help me keep things in perspective.
Working with kids keeps me honest. I tend to give people the benefit of the doubt, sometimes to a fault. I believe humor and laughter is the key to happiness, and I am often told that my friends and I are hilarious. Huge Phillies, Eagles and Flyers fan, even though they break my heart year after year. Trying not to give too much away because I like to get to know people in person.