I am a fourth year student at mcgill enrolled one of the one of the most selective programs. This means I am either Asian, Jewish, or from old-money (and, therefore, connected up the wazoo). Given that this post is (hopefully) grammatically correct, coherently legible, and satirically palatable, I'd like to think that I got into this program based on merits associated with my intelligence therefore, I'm probably not from old money and am not connected up the wazoo (sorry).
I go to the gym every morning, as my unnecessarily ambitious and secretively compensating type-A personality forces me to always strive for the best.
My interests include playing brickbreaker on my blackberry, smuggling coffee into library, and finding novel ways to entertain myself during late-night hours.
Naive girls who have been in long-distance relationships and have had their hearts broken by guys who perpetually cheated are more than welcome to email me I promise that I'm different.