I am not a Jew but I am Jew-ish. Hey cut me a break I had them put up Chanukah decorations at work and I don't remember the last Passover i have missed. I have a mezuzah on my door and a kippah in my closet....I know I should just convert already!
I like to joke around and have fun because at work it is all business and life is too short not to joke. (This is where you have to add the obligatory when appropriate).
I am in an almost everlasting sauce competition with an Italian chef from Naples and we are in the planning stages of opening a restaurant. (yeah bragging and it may never come together but you gotta dream right?) I am trained as an EMT, I am a volunteer with the American Red Cross and am apart of the Community Emergency Response Team....basically the person that you want to be around when the Zombies attack.
I love my cat Dexter I swear is half dog he fetches and likes to play tug of war.
Ohh and when I heard this I figured George Carlin described me perfectly:
"I'm a fully-equipped, factory-authorized, hospital-tested, clinically-proven, scientifically- formulated medical miracle. I’ve been pre-wash, pre-cooked, pre-heated, pre-screened, pre-approved, pre-packaged, post-dated, freeze-dried, double-wrapped, vacuum-packed and, I have an unlimited broadband capacity.
I’m a rude dude, but I’m the real deal. Lean and mean! Cocked, locked and ready-to-rock. Rough, tough and hard to bluff. I take it slow, I go with the flow, I ride with the tide. I’ve got glide in my stride. Drivin and movin, sailin and spinin, jiving and groovin, wailin and winnin. I don’t snooze, so I don’t lose. I keep the pedal to the metal and the rubber on the road. I party hearty and lunch time is crunch time. I’m hangin in, there ain’t no doubt and I’m hangin tough, over and out.