Just got out of a relationship with my girl Karen. What a horrible experience. Looking for a great woman who likes to attend classy nightclubs and/or comedy shows. Must be willing to take the long way into a club. She has to be understanding and willing to accept that I don't work "normal" hours. Must also deal with occasional temper. She has to be open enough to accept one of my best friends, Janice. If she can handle all of that then she will surely be introduced to my large family.