My name is Len, thanks for opening my profile..Hope you enjoy it.
Ex-Londoner, dual citizen, genuine all round nice guy.
Not a youngster anymore, but definitely don't act or look my age. Has a great British sense of humour, a bit off the wall at times but never obnoxious or embarassing to be around. Loves to tell jokes (some risque of course) but doesn't make jokes of other people, that is very disrespectful.
Loved London during the 60's. Went to all the clubs, saw the Beatles, The Who, Stones and suchlike live dozens of times. But neither myself or the crowd I ran with did any drugs. Was fun to watch the Mods on their scooters getting stoned on pills..Stupid.
I've been told that I look like a cross between David Schwimmer (from Friends) and Adam Sandler, only older. Same short hair but now mixed with a little grey..I call it salt and pepper lite!
Love dogs, not too fond of cats, they don't bring back sticks and balls when you throw them! Apologies to all the cat ladies out there. If Fifi or Tibby or Kittie is the love of your life, then I'm not for you. If you call Rex, Fido, Max, Fang or Killer and a Lab/Shepherd/Setter/ Great Dane or just a plain old rescue mutt comes running, then I'm your man. I like all dogs, but it's the teeny-weeny yappy white floor mop type dogs that I tend to shy away from. Unless of course, if you and I click romantically, I can learn to love your Maltese/Shitzsu/Pood le/Pekinese or any combo of the above..But Chihuahau's?? OMG!! (Bring on the hate mail, I can take it!)
I speak 6 languages: English, American, Australian, Canadian, South African and New Zealand
Favourite Motto: Be nice to people on the way up because you don't know who you'll meet on the way down!
Favourite quotation: Accept that some days you are the pigeon and some days you are the statue!
A Jewish Haiku: They tried to kill us. We won. Let's eat.
"Marriage is like a deck of cards. You start out with two hearts and a diamond, then eventually you're looking for a club and a spade!"
(That last sentence is meant as humour. If you're offended by it, keep on looking, we're not in the same league humour wise!)