I'm not Jewish. But if I could be Jewish I probably would be.
I do, however, have hair on my head and not my back or ears, I work out regularly and am in excellent physical shape.
I am intelligent, well-traveled, articulate and, I’m told, somewhat funny. And I like using big word thingies so I seem much more smartish!
And since I am Italian with a Cajun Stepfather, I can COOK!
I own two small businesses (one still in the start-up stage) and I am also an entertainer.
What do I like? Hmmmm…..
I like women in sandals, who aren't afraid to wear a dress or thigh-high boots or a pair of torn up jeans. I like women who are aggressive hippie chicks and professional women who secretly want to do porn. I like moms with secrets and ex-wives who are unreasonably demanding in bed. I like libraries, and galleries, greasy garages and musty attics. I like eating and cooking and growing things and kissing and sweating. I like steamy-hot summer nights and sleeping in, staying up late and driving old cars fast. I like dollar store junk and red wine and old stuff and getting dirty. I like showering with women and bathing with books.
Is that enough?