So this is what I learned from on-line dating
People like to have fun
People love to laugh
Everyone seems to think their music tastes are the most varied of their friends
Girls think they're different than most when 67% of them say they love sports
Girls love a night out but also like being in sweats watching a movie on the couch
A lot of people don't know what to put on these "profile pages"
Sarcasm is good. That being said, yes you do look fat in those jeans, go lose 50 of your 119 pounds of total weight you fat pig (Sarcasm is good..)
I read ... well listened on an audiobook, to attract people you must be selective on what kind of person you want to attract. In other words, own your quirks, body, flaws everything. If you're "rejected", they can't handle the perfection that is you. Because if you're like everybody else, well then you're just a shell with no soul, no personality a meat puppet looking for some one who you're afraid to be yourself with.
That being said...
I'm in a wheelchair. I'm socially awkward, can't hold my liquor well, and hold women on a pedestal that they haven't earned. But I have personality, I have a sharp wit, broad sense of humor, beautiful eyes and a great rack. I have a degree in Computer Science and enjoy cooking as well as working out. I am easy to talk to. But most of all, I'm different than the meat puppet, middle of the road, common profile.