I've never been one to blindly follow the herd, I consider life an adventure. Whether pirating a yacht or just getting lost in a new part of town, I'm always causing a little trouble. I like to read. But I don't do it enough. I love surfing. One time I was rescued by a dolphin in Sinai. True story. I can do a hand stand. I last only 3-7 seconds. I'm talking about my handstand. You have a dirty mind. I can't remember the last time I lost a game of thumb wars. Yes, that was a challenge. I'm also accepting applications for my next epic bank heist. Must be adventurous, intelligent, beautiful and of course, an excellent getaway driver.