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monkeymadness Offline

  • Divorced, Woman seeking a Man
  • 38 years old from Chicago, IL
  • Logged in: 2 days ago
  • Last Update: 11/16/2014
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5' 7" (170 cm)
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A wise man once said, Don't do unto others as you wouldn't want done to you... Well, JDate, I would never ask you to summarize yourself in 2-3 sentences. I hate this part. Seriously, what should I say? I love root canals and the smell of exhaust in the morning...? Obviously I tend toward snark, but I'm definitely not this acerbic in real life - I think its the on-line-profile-form at that brings it out in me... I'm otherwise an altogether pleasant person. By way of nut-shelling myself, I'd have to say sass-mouth- fun-loving-earth-mam a-spark-plug. I dig a sense of humor on a man and definitely keen on big brains and a big heart. I am a naturalist. I love beauty and things that are real and interesting which generally puts me at great odds with popular American culture. Ok. Now lets see how snidely I can answer the remaining questions.... (Those of you with insight will understand - perhaps even relate - to my ambivalence here... I mock while simultaneously participating in this thing... a form of tacit rebellion perhaps, despite knowing that its probably the most practical way to meet people in our strange modern world...)

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