Recently moved to London and very much need to update this profile.
I was told that my last profile would make children run away and small animals curl up and cry. Since that wasn’t my goal I figured I’d give it another shot. My life has been distinctly non-linear. How many nice Jewish boys do you know that are also Army Officers? Actually there are a few of us. I know them all and except for me, they’re married. Sorry.
After the Army I decided I could use some hope and change, so I headed to Chicago to work on the Obama Campaign and look, he won! Then after a series of further adventures I wound up working in the Administration but if you have some beef with it right now, it’s not my fault.
After coming back from my last tour of duty, I went to an Ayurvedic clinic in India for a month to do a holistic cleanse. For my next trip overseas I’d just like to go somewhere where I won’t get shot at or have the possibility of dysentery. I’m high maintenance that way.
I’m also from Iowa which leads to two observations one obvious and the other less so. The obvious is that there really aren’t a lot of Jews in Iowa. The second is that cow-tipping is a lot harder than it sounds because you know, cows are heavy.
So, if you’re a lefty, I worked on the campaign, do yoga and have a long-established meditation practice. If you’re a righty, let me remind you I served a lot of time in uniform overseas. If you’re middle finger is up, I can amuse you with stories of how much both parties suck in substantive and serious ways. If you’re apathetic, I have no idea what you’re doing in D.C., but I would like to hear how you put up with all of us!
Oh yeah, I love to laugh and my family’s important to me. Sunsets. Beaches. Bunnies.