If you want to carry out a plan and you need someone to quarterback it with stealth, strategy, and a side of humor, I'm your guy (this is assuming that you're not looking for a hitman). I'm a mesh of sarcasm, competitiveness, playfulness, and deep thinking. I know how to flip the switch between being intense and care-free.
I'm a Chicago sports fanatic which gets me into trouble around here. I just moved from Allston to Somerville, and if I had a nickel for every time I heard the words "young professional" I'd possibly have around five bucks.