I'm super Jewish so obviously I'm packing more up top in the nose are than down low. I love when people rub my nose. I've been told my curls are fantastic. I'm not very athletic but I've been doing peoples taxes since 7. I'm notorious around the synagogue for partying hard. I battle with chronic flatulence along with erectile disfunction and premature ejaculation. I may not be able to stimulate you sexually but i read the torah better than anyone you've ever heard.