This is what some people would say: warm and cuddly, roots for seeing eye dogs to get their owners back home safely, and walks old ladies across the street... But enough about my dry cleaner.
As for me: I'm decisive, intellectual, and have razor-sharp wit. Although, I did help an old lady across the street that one time... she was very persuasive. If you want to go a little deeper as to who I am then here are a few random facts:
-I know more useless facts than anyone… humans are 80% water.
-I don’t mind killing bugs.
-I watch YouTube and HBO GO instead of TV.
-I play co-ed indoor soccer… which I take a little too seriously.
-For some reason I can’t crack 120 in bowling… I blame the mojitos.
-I give up my seat to women and children... never to the homeless.
-I’m not great at anything but I’m good at everything.
-I eat peanuts but not peanut butter.
I'm looking for someone that can give it as much as she can take it, can carry a conversation with the best of them, and is feisty. But let's be honest... A gorgeous face, nice body and a potty mouth won't hurt either.