I could easily start off my profile by stringing together a list of charming adjectives to describe myself. I’m going to guess that you’ve read several profiles just like that today. So in the interest of being different, let’s try this instead. I probably believe that I am funnier than I actually am. I pride myself on my sarcasm and wit. I have a great relationship with my children and consider myself a great dad. I am responsible and self-employed. And if all of that hasn’t impressed you, I’m incredibly cute with amazing blue eyes.