Well, I tried sending up smoke signals to catch YOUR attention, but the fire department showed up instead. So, guess I'm left trying this internet dating thing, so here goes: "SOS! Where are you?!? I'm trapped on a website! Please, come get me off this thing!!"
Hey, I'd much rather let chemistry, (which I entirely believe in) draw us together, but so far, we haven't had an electric moment "bumping into each other" walking our dogs, (whoops! I don't have a dog!) nor have I accidently crashed into you while riding my bike (whoops again! Haven't ridden a bike since I've been 13!) Oh well, I do lift weights and do yoga, but I haven't met you at the gym while pumping iron or standing on my head! Are you a jogger? A swimmer? Well, I also love to swim, so maybe we'll meet one day underwater?! Now that could be a great scene out of a movie!! (Oh yeah! It is a great scene out of my movie!)
Hhhm, so I guess by now you must be waiting for me to tell you more things about myself?! So, here's some clues: I'm about the best audience a funny guy could ask for, I'm spiritual, creative (I've written 3 screenplays and working on a docudramady--so hopefully you can edit! (just kidding, who likes editing??? But bonus points if you do!!)
Bottom line, (I hear guys love bottom lines, right?!?) I'm looking to experience as much heaven on earth as humanly possible and striving to make a difference while living on this planet.
I'm passionate about the things I believe in and the people I love, so be prepared to go far, deep and wide. . .which should cover enough territory to keep things exciting, adventurous and fulfilling. And most of all, I'm looking for the real thing, so if you are too, then hopefully, we'll find "it" together!
My dislikes: mean people, caustic humor, yucky bugs, rough sheets. . .
Last but not least, I'm looking for someone who is also spiritually minded, so no offense, but please don't bother to respond if that doesn't sound like you!