The jdate profile "reviewers" read my profile. Their conclusion, they recommended that I sign up for a life time membership. I am proud to announce that I am now a life time member of jdate. lol
Many of you women are single because you have not met the right person or choose not to settle. I'm still single because there's too many smart women out there. I'm like a "toxic asset."...Just playful writing.
First off, I'm looking for a woman who lies, cheats and steals. In addition, I want this woman to have me fall head over heels(high heels, I'm 6'4") in love with her, and then leave me for another woman. Now that I've narrowed the playing field by 99%....... If you're out there, please contact me.
I'm looking to have fun, meet interesting people and not date seriously or let's see what happens. (read following sentence carefully). Of course I SAID the SAME thing to another lady (ex- wife) and we ended up getting MARRIED. Point is, you NEVER know what's going to happen..
Nonetheless, if you just want sex; DON'T bother winking. Email me and I will give you my address. (I'm joking or maybe I'm not???) You have to have fun on jdate.
All kidding aside, I do want to find a fantastic woman (both inside and outside). I want to surprise and do things for this special woman, because I feel like the luckiest man in the world to be with her. In addition, I'm looking for a woman who will challenge me and support me as I will her.
I hope my profile entertained you and made you laugh. Well, at least made you chuckle.