About me, as the name suggest, I love humor and love to make people laugh..(even if it’s at my own expense) I am a father of two great kids, one in college one a junior in high school. I enjoy all sports, both playing and watching. I play tennis on weekly basis and I love to water and snow ski. I love nice restaurants, going to movies and theatre. I travel a great deal for work, so weekends at home snuggled with someone I care about is also great. I have two cats and love dogs. ( I don’t understand when people don’t like animals) I am not a smoker or much of a drinker, well maybe the occasional fru fru drink, but don’t expect me to share your taste in wine or alcohol. I don’t mind if you enjoy a drink or two, but I am not interested in being your designated driver every week.
I am new to Texas so I would love to find someone who knows the area to show me around town.
Oh, and did I mention I am a great cook….ok now I am just showing off, I’ll stop.
I am going to be brutally honest, and this is not to be rude, conceded or hurtful, but rather to have you save your time and mine if you don’t think you are a match with me.
With that said, I am looking for a beautiful woman both on the inside and the outside. Some one I can laugh with, cry with, and share special moments in each others lives. In many ways I want a best friend who I can say anything to and she not be offended by my humor, jokes or whatever else may come out of my mouth. I am not into drama, except on TV, so if your life is filled with it, I am not your man. You better have a sense of humor with me or we won’t work. Physical Chemistry is also imperative. In the words of Ludacris, “I want a lady in the street and a freak in the bed” Did I really just type that?????? I apologize!! Ok, let’s just say Christian Grey called me for some pointers….I crack myself up. In all seriousness, I love to be affectionate and have affection shown back to me. I love seeing a great mother and will never ask you to put me before your kids and would expect the same in return. You need to be a relatively independent woman because as I said I travel a great deal for work. If you are one that needs a man to do everything with, I am not your guy because I can’t always be there. I appreciate a woman who is generally thoughtful and caring, but one who also can be a bit sarcastic and see their own flaws with humor. I love a woman who takes care of herself and her looks, but if it is all you worry about then again…I am not your guy. As we get older our looks will continue to fade, so our attraction to each other and ourselves better be much deeper than that.
I hope that was honest enough for you all and that I didn’t offend any of you.