About Me
Oh, you're reading this. Good for you! Well, let's see. I have excellent oral hygiene and I have all of my limbs. And if that doesn't bait you, I also happen to be the most interesting person you'll ever meet in your entire lifetime. (That last part may or may not be true. Emphasis on 'may'. No, no. I'm kidding. I'm not that conceited you guys. I mean, that would be a horribly unattractive quality. And you don't list those on JDate. Although, believe me, I have plenty of them. See how humble and self-deprecating I am? Aren't you charmed?) Okay, what else? ..... I'm also a huge fan of parenthetical commentary. (No, really, I am.) And I love a good nap. .......And, uh, yeah. That's it. Don't you feel like you KNOW me? (This is just awful.)