About Me
When I want to impress people, I tell them that I am a classically trained composer. But it is not really a big deal. There is only one man who made a living just by composing music and his name was Beethoven. I am not quite at that level.
I am an idealistic do-gooder who dedicated his career to fighting hunger and poverty (I had to earn a living somehow). Somewhere along the way, I got fed up with bad bosses and dysfunctional organizations, so I went to work for myself (now I have the worst boss ever).
I have absolutely no sense of humor. And I am never, ever sarcastic.
I am short. But I don't care what height you are. I will use a phone book -- or even a step ladder -- if I need to.
If you are crazy enough, stupid enough, or unlucky enough to date me, I will feed you the best trayfe you have eaten...grilled lobster tails with butter and lemon, Vietnamese style pork chops with vermicelli and a sweet sour spicy fish sauce, mussels in red wine and a crunchy baguette to soak up all the broth, or the best cheeseburgers you can possibly imagine.