i'm an ambitious guy, and a little unconventional (for these parts, anyway). i'm an experimental social psychologist at the university of arkanas and a vegetarian. i really like german art, asian bakeries. and a lot of travel. i eschew gender roles. thrift shopping is fun. i'm fond of quality chocolate, irony, and (the correct use of) semi colons. did i mention that i’m dispositionally curious and that i don’t care for bars? oh, and david sedaris' mouthwash was in my bathroom (and carl kassel's voice was the outgoing message on my home answering machine, but i don't want to brag).