Hate life. Don’t have a job and never party. Don’t ever travel. I have a boring startup job. I’m the jewish boy that’s been dominating your nightmares since your mom put you on this website. I am not one bit competitive. Never touched a basketball, skied, snowboarded, or danced in my life. If you want a boring tennis partner, hit me up. I also make people come over and cook for me because I have no skills in the kitchen beyond pouring ketchup on my burger so don’t get your hopes up.