. as a young jewish boy my father taught me the importance of obtaining money at any cost. some people say i look a lot like Derick Zoolander. i realized when i was a little jew that im a winner. im jewish, im gay, and im proud! im looking for the buff jew of my dreams. black people scare me. i enjoy long walks on the beach, kosher hot dogs as a pizza topping, bird watching, and sun bathing.