I was born and raised in Baltimore, and no matter where I go in life, nothing ever feels more like home to me than the Big Crabcake. I love being close to my family, and spending time with my adorable nieces, who constantly remind me that my life would be much less a mess if I got my act together and found them an aunt. They are 12 and 10, respectively, and generally smarter, more interesting, and better looking than me. Accordingly, I tend to take their advice. For the record, my nieces have asked that I find them someone who is smart, athletic, confident, and fun. They also requested someone who finger paints, but it's not a deal-breaker for me if you don't. If you fit the description and believe you can stand up to the heavy scrutiny of a fourth- and sixth-grader, I'd love to chat.