I was born and raised in Baltimore, and no matter where I go in life, nothing ever feels more like home to me than the Big Crabcake. I'm excited to be back after 10 years living in Connecticut, New York, Los Angeles, South Florida and D.C. for college and work. I love being close to my family, and spending time with my adorable nieces, who constantly remind me that my life would be much less a mess if I got my act together and found them an aunt. They are 9 and 7, respectively, and generally smarter, more interesting, and better looking than me. Accordingly, I tend to take their advice. For the record, my nieces have asked that I find them someone who is smart, athletic, confident, and fun. They also requested someone who finger paints, but it's not a deal-breaker for me if you don't. If you fit the description and believe you can stand up to the heavy scrutiny of a second- and fourth-grader, I'd love to chat.