I am "pretty witty and bright " (apologies to West Side Story)
The kind of "pretty" where I finally get to hear what I knew when I was younger I would hate to hear... "you must have been beautiful when you were young."
Witty: I give good humor and need the give and take
Bright: I knew it was time to change my life and find a companion
Still play a decent game of golf, walk 4mph even when not being chased or on a treadmill
I don't ride a horse so equestrians in royal family need not apply.