Which beautiful and charming princess is prepared to meet her handsome and fun loving King??..... Raise your hand!
I could never claim to be your King or expect your devotion as if I were actually one that had been anointed... No, no, no, no, nooo..
A cool King does not roll like that.. : ) Instead, I would rather you allow us an opportunity to talk regularly, and then, as we spend quality time together, more and more, I hope you will experience for yourself, the many facets of my true nature, and the thrill of our adventure together into the realms of real and reliable friendship, and deeply passionate love, based on trust and respect, as I learn and fulfill exactly what are your needs, and your desires, and your dreams of a real King, a loving companion, and an eternal soul mate... And then, eventually, in an epiphanous moment, following time after time of quivering with excitement and ecstatic joy and delight, you will feel the overwhelming urge from deep within the very essence of your soul, to exclaim in sweet song to all!
Yes, Yes, Keith!... He is My King!! : )